The Mudsuckle Ritual: A Bonehead Detectives Mystery!
Meet the Bonehead Detectives! Uncle Belch, the happy-go-lucky head of the office who spends more time goofing off than solving any cases. Happy to hand off the daily detective duties to his nephew Axel, a bit of a nervous nellie & a little shy, but now a bona fide P.I. Alongside Axel is his long time best friend and fearless optimist, Annabelle, who is the real brains of the operation. Along for the ride is Axel’s pooch, Rascal, who fancies himself the key to their success and the all time champion of chasing rabbits!
Mysteries abound throughout Dixon City, tales of the Mothmonster and of the Snooglie Booglie! Little Joe Ralphie, missing since the 1960s or the hiker cult abducted by a UFO hauling a Chevy! Exceedingly strange, we share this case, of how Zadock Mudsuckle disappeared without a trace! Did practicing the ancient Mudsuckle Ritual lead to his demise? Was it planned or all a surprise? Was he a captive or a fugitive? A time traveling genius? Maybe a magician’s missing assistant? It’s a perfect case for the Bonehead Detectives!
This whimsical story is filled with full color illustrations, two bonus mini mysteries, as well as concept art that explores the creation and development of the characters in the story! You can also see the case from Rascal (the dog’s) perspective as he goes about solving the case!…or thinks he does!
Available on Amazon in print and as an ebook!
Mini Mystery Audios!
Listen to two dramatic readings of the bonus mini mysteries found in The Mudsuckle Ritual with author introductions, sound effects, and music!
Hogwash: An Alaskan Animal Adventure Book
This activity book is packed with coloring pages, puzzles, and mad lib style mysteries! It will be of great benefit to anyone planning to spend some time in the Last Frontier. Whether you’re a sourdough, a snow bird, or someone just passing through, you’ll find this activity book comes in quite handy! Perhaps while waiting for moose to cross the road, or for the snow to melt, and especially during a trip to the outhouse! We guarantee you’ll experience a noticeable improvement in life satisfaction. Maybe not from the contents of this book, but be assured, things will pick up at some point and we’ll happily take credit for it. So what are you waiting for? Pick up your Alaskan animal adventure book today and show your support for Alaskan art and a schlub born and raised in the sticks!
Click here to pick up your copy today!
Alaskan Angst!: A Clean Up Crew Comic Collection
High School…it sucks! Imagine being stuck there year after year after year after year…. That’s exactly where we find Chico and his custodial cohorts! Living the dream at Dixon City High School, where every day is bright and beautiful and utterly bizarre. Follow along with these janitorial juggernauts as they experience all the thrills life has to offer, with a mop and a broom, one mess at a time! In this collection you’ll find 50 comics, 5 short stories, as well as additional artwork!
This work is true-blue, down and dirty, 100% Alaskan Art! Written and illustrated by a being born, raised, and even living in Alaska. Written for you from atop a three story igloo while gazing out over the land of eternal winter under the blessing of the Northern Lights!…Or something like that. Reading this work will make you wiser than your teachers, richer than your neighbors, and cooler than the quarterback!…Okay, so it wont do any of those things, but it just might make you chuckle and that’s the key to beautiful life of purpose and meaning, right? If none of that gets your motor going, you can always put it to use in the outhouse! From all of us here in Curmudgeon County, thanks for your support!
Available on Amazon in print and as an ebook!
Horror in the Hallows
“A non-stop page turner!”
“Get ready for some goose bumps!”
“A winding tale as crooked as the antagonist!”
“A delightful romp through terror and whatever nightmares are made of!”
A long-abandoned journal, buried alive in the dust of time, tells the terrifying tale of a solitary man losing his mind. Or was he? Each entry in this personal diary descends further down into the dream world of all things bizarre and macabre. A true to life tale of terror or the anxious jittering of a disturbed mind? You decide…..
Be sure to grab your copy of this illustrated novelette today!
Small Time Shenanigans: a cabin fever comic collection
Have you ever dreamed of leaving the drudgery of daily life behind? Maybe moving to an idyllic location where you can enjoy a solitary life of leisure? That’s exactly what Trapper did! Meander alongside this misanthrope through his misgivings and misadventures in this one of a kind Alaskan comic! Within this collection you’ll find 50, full color, comic strips, 5 short stories, as well as additional artwork and other bits and pieces. Perfect for any fan of classic comics like Peanuts, Garfield, or Calvin and Hobbes. Also a great gift for anyone who enjoys the outdoors, oddball humor, or misanthropy! We’re a grassroots comic that embraces the DIY spirit of the Last Frontier! Give us some crayons and duct tape and we’ll give you a hoard of hilarity, a bonfire of the gut-bustingly bizarre, and build you an outhouse of the outlandish! We march to the beat of our own bunny boots, dancing in our own birthday suits! Join the revolution and support original Alaskan art! Pick your copy today!
Available on Amazon in print and as an ebook!
Alaska’s Spooky Snooglie Booglie Story!
It’s true! Just in time for Halloween! Our new book, Alaska’s Spooky Snooglie Booglie Story is available now! This storybook tells the tale of a group of youngsters gathered round a campfire recounting their knowledge of the Snooglie Booglie. Myth, legend, lore, or something more? It also includes a bonus story called The Simpleton Solution. Sixty pages of illustrated story goodness! Grab your copy today, just click here!
Grab your own copy of this tale that sorta kinda maybe could be true…The legends of this beast stretch far and wide, from the ocean, through the trees, and even to the sea side. Everybody knows about little Ralphie Jones and how he disappeared from underneath his mother’s nose! The Limptwig family visiting from Albany, how they were and then they were no more, that sneaky Snooglie Booglie! Caleb Quakerbush, Sally and her hamster Hammy Hush, and Sheriff Stu Magoo, everybody knows “The Snooze” the time he disappeared, wrestled with the monster, and then they called a truce! The legend grows everyday! It’s the Snooglie Booglie and you know he’s here to stay!
Stories abound about this wild fiend that stalks the snow covered streets and cloaks himself in the shadows of the trees. The missing Demure family of the 1960’s, poor little Bobby Pinkus of 1993, Sally and Shane the fancy campers up from Maine, Crazy Lou and his dog Sloppy Stew and the bloody rocks along One Mile Slough. The tales of the Snooglie Booglie could fill a whole library, but we’ll start here, with this itty-bitty story! Grab your copy soon, share it with your little ones and read it in their room. Tell the tale under moonlight, or the lamplight by the bedside, the Snooglie Boooglie doesn’t mind, he’s coming soon to tuck you in and wish you all a good, good, good, goodnight!
Haulin’ Heinie at a Hundred! A Cabin Fever Comic Collection
Fans of comics such as Tundra, Garfield, and Calvin and Hobbes will be delighted by this Alaskan look at life! Included in this collection are 100 comic strips, 11 short stories, as well as additional artwork. It’s 141 pages of full color comic goodness from the Last Frontier right to your funny bone. Guaranteed to make you healthy, wealthy, wise, and unleash upon you a life of unprecedented success and fulfillment…….Okay, so it wont do any of those things, but it just might make you chuckle….and that’s the key to a joyful life! Right?…..
Have you ever dreamed of leaving the drudgery of daily life behind? Maybe moving to an idyllic location where you can enjoy a solitary life of leisure? That’s exactly what Trapper did! Meander alongside this misanthrope through his misgivings and misadventures in this weekly webcomic. Available now on Amazon in paperback and as an e-book!
Danni Darling and the Neighbors from Helkaneene!
Meet Danni Darling, a kid with an imagination that never stops! Follow along as she meets her new neighbors from Helkaneene and spoils their scheme to take over the planet……………..or something like that. Here is a sample of this new storybook that is now available for purchase on Amazon!
Curmudgeon County Collectables 